This following arrived as an email from my best friend Ms. Verba S. Deo, and I find it particularly cute, charming, clever, and true:

just a regular day in the life of Verba S. Failure, i have been awake for over 4 hours and am still naked, in front of the computer, and no, i am not writting or producing some fabu work i am just vegging emailing people back and forth like this and wishing my life was as amazing as i want it to be even though i know deep down that it is as fabulous as everyone eleses except they just play their's up more and i don't make as much money as them or have a fierce website. right.

get your "stupid shit" done quick
"bitch"