Housesitting Haikus, Part One:

Bath

I pronounced your dog
“unclean” not when it rained hard
but when she ate shit

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I ruined two towels
bathing the dog, and burned down
four candles cleansing

myself.

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Location Location Location

You can finds your mints
(hidden from my mouth) on the
top shelf, half-eaten.

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Time To Go

When the small dog be
gan to lick the shit-eater’s
ass, I took a walk.

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Necking Standing Up

Try not to sit on
the couch (I tell my boy-date)
covered in dog-grit.