Monica and I were emailing discussion about acrostics and mesostics and I sent here one acrostic made on the spot about Asheville and job hunting which is always a discouraging prospect. So she wants me to post it here. Okay:

Anyone looking for work?
So what?
Here you can serve the tourtists or go fuck yourself.
Everybody better join the
Vile service industry or move elsewhere.
Ilk of your kind will be priced out of town
Like the scum suckers you really are.
Like it or lump it,
Ed.