Once an old fellow gave me a rutabaga larger than my head. My head seems to be on the small side, but nobody has ever mentioned that they notice this discrepancy. In any case, I'm only reminded of my thin head when I try on hats; otherwise, I never notice. Despite the diminutive dimensions of my noggin, that rutabaga was the largest one I've ever seen, and at the time, I had no idea as to what to do with it. Rutabagas are hard too. I wouldn't want to drop one larger than my head on my foot, and I would never kick one either. You'd have to be nuts to kick a rutabaga, nuts.